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Dumb gooner

  • Writer: Paul Efft
    Paul Efft
  • Sep 2
  • 3 min read

Come on, gooner, it's time to forget about everything and focus only on your dong. Take those clothes off, grab your poppers bottle, and let's get dumb.

I want you to sit on the floor, but don't touch your penis yet. Just grab your poppers bottle and huff for me, on my count. Keep it on one side for now:


One …………………….. Two …………………….. Three …………………….. Four …………………….. Five ……………………..


Switch sides now, gooner, you dumb horny boy. Continue on my count:


Six …………………….. Seven …………………….. Eight …………………….. Nine ……………………..


Keep breathing it in ...


Ten ……………………..


Now touch your penis, bro, but go slow! Feel it while you go up and down, up and down. Put that tongue out and feel your hard dong in your hand. Squeeze it for me, bator. Squeeze it and keep going up and down, very slow; we don't want you to spray your sperm yet.


With your tongue out and your dong in your hand, repeat with me:


"I am a dumb bator, and I want to stay naked all day, with my dong hard in my hand, drooling and getting dumber and dumber huffing my poppers. I don't want to work. I don't want to study. I don't want to go out with my friends.

My penis is my friend. My penis is my work. My penis is my study. My life is devoted to masturbating and gooning."


Keep that tongue out, gooner; I want it drooling all over your penis. I want you drooling all over your belly, dong, floor, and face.


Grab your poppers bottle again. I want you to hit one side only first. Let's go:


One …………………… Two …………………… Three …………………… Four …………………… Five …………………… Six …………………… Seven …………………… Eight …………………… Nine …………………… Ten.


Now switch sides. Ready, gooner?


One …………………… Two …………………… Three …………………… Four …………………… Five …………………… Six …………………… Seven …………………… Eight …………………… Nine …………………… Ten.


You don't need to wait for the weekend to worship your dong, bro! You should do it every day, every chance you get. You shouldn't have a hobby. You shouldn't have a social life. You have a penis. That's all that matters, nothing else. Just your hard dong going up and down while you lose your brain to poppers.


Huff it more. Grab that bottle. Now I want you to hit one side at a time. Let's see if you can go a bit further:


One …………………… Two …………………… Three …………………… Four …………………… Five …………………… Six …………………… Seven …………………… Eight …………………… Nine …………………… Ten.


Good gooner, don't close that bottle. You have ten more hits to go:


Eleven …………………… Twelve …………………… Thirteen …………………… Fourteen …………………… Fifteen …………………… Sixteen …………………… Seventeen …………………… Eighteen …………………… Nineteen …………………… Twenty.


Fuck yeah! Do you feel it, gooner? Feel your cock throbbing in your hand? Do you feel your mind slipping away while you focus everything on your dong? That's what you should do all the time.


Submit to your penis. Worship your penis. Give all your free time to your penis.

Fuck friends. Fuck family. Fuck neighbors. Fuck coworkers. Fuck pets. Fuck career. Fuck study.


Peeeeeeeenis, bro.


Tongue out and repeat out loud:


Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenis. I obey my peeeeeeeeeeeenis. I submit to my peeeeeeeeenis. Fuuuuuuuuuuuck, I love my fucking penis.


Good boy, gooner. You're doing great. It's been a while since we huffed, huh?

Grab that bottle and get ready. Only one side for now:


One …………………… Two …………………… Three …………………… Four …………………… Five …………………… Six …………………… Seven …………………… Eight …………………… Nine …………………… Ten.


Hmmmmmm, I can feel you getting dumber and dumber, gooner. Isn't that what you wanted? Now switch sides:


Eleven …………………… Twelve …………………… Thirteen …………………… Fourteen …………………… Fifteen …………………… Sixteen …………………… Seventeen …………………… Eighteen …………………… Nineteen …………………… Twenty.


Wow, gooner, you're getting so dumb. I hope you're being a good boy and keeping that tongue out. And I hope you're drooling all over your dong and belly as I told you to.


I bet you love being this dumb, this porn-addicted, this penis worshiper, huh, gooner?


Now spit on your dong, gooner, and be prepared to go up and down until I tell you to step. Go hard, I want you suffering and feeling your penis on your hand, and don’t stop until I say so. I don’t care if you cum. I don’t care if you spray sperm all around your home. Just keep going up and down until my count is finished:


One …………………… Two …………………… Three …………………… Four …………………… Five …………………… Six …………………… Seven …………………… Eight …………………… Nine …………………… Ten.


Stop dumb bator. Take your hands off your penis and look at your dong. It is so hard, throbbing, happy.


You love this life, don’t you? Dumb, stupid, horny, bator.


Good boy. Very good dumb boy.

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